Two Straws Halloween Special: UFC 230
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Nov 6, 2024
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hello and welcome to another episode of
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two straws it's been a minute but we're
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back here to break down UFC 230 Cormier
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vs. Lewis in Madison Square Garden New
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York City and today's two straws is a
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special edition cuz we got Halloween
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stuff GG's mama give me something good
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to eat if you don't I don't care part
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has been pieced together and put
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together with like different limbs of
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different fighters more than
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Frankenstein oh this card suck some more
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than Dracula Oh
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this card is a ghost that's gonna stop
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this guys falling apart worse than a
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zombie this card has changed more than a
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werewolf during a full moon
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this guy's got less meat on it than a
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skeleton this is a card so this is
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obviously our Halloween episode it it's
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almost how many people do you think are
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transitioning from Conor McGregor
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costumes to khabib costume yeah I
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definitely think the Conor could be
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braciole is changed probably way more
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like fluffy hats or bear costumes rather
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than like the three-piece button-up suit
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mm-hmm but you know you see a lot of
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grown men dressing like Conor McGregor
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like year-round so it's probably not
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gonna be difference for them it was a
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good knock oh that fight that I want to
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talk about first is um modifier versus
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um oh girl that Joe Rogan doesn't know
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who she is but she almost fought for a
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title so char Ewbank yeah yeah that girl
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yeah that one in the flyweight division
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we have an interesting matchup this is
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the fight that's like it's kind of like
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a title contention fight we had
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ERU banks who was actually like the
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winner of the Ultimate Fighter flyweight
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division and she was supposed to fight
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for a title and she hadn't missing
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weight and Mata fari stepped in for her
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last minute against girl the champion a
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champion girl who got injured in Iran
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said she was scared of Valentina
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Shevchenko so they took her title away
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yeah that girl yeah anyway so now
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modifier you babies are fighting yay
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hopefully we'll get a title soon for
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that weight class I mean they need one
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everyone needs a goal to work towards
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and right now they're all kind of
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floating in the water with no life raft
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just like kind of waiting I'm getting
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seasick Oh some big ship named the SS
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title everyone's waiting for a champion
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to come out I guess
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Shevchenko versus Yana is happening soon
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so we'll see what happens with that but
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this is definitely title a contingent
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fight so yeah they actually fought on
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the show and Roxanne has a lot of
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experience over Eubanks but she was able
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to still get that win so this is kind of
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a rematch you know tough tough fights
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don't really count but then every day
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don't everything counts everyone's
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watching as long as there's an audience
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except we didn't get paid for it so oh
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it doesn't count Carla didn't beat me
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so I really like this matchup because we
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have such re wings who is I've been
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watching her compete and grappling as a
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black belt for for many many years and
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she is an absolute beast and to see her
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kind of grow into her MMA game she has
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great striking takedown submissions or
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are off the chain so I'm excited to see
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this matchup
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mata fari though in her own right she's
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judo Jiu Jitsu at a veteran in the sport
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I'm really excited to see this when they
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have both have their separate camps and
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everything's kind of like tuned in yeah
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same here same here mater a fee is
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definitely like a a comeback story that
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I love to follow in this Ajara she's a
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she's new too
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you see but she's been working really
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hard she's elite athlete black belt you
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know jiu-jitsu like you said so yeah
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it's gonna be a high-level fight despite
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the experience discrepancy in the
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middleweight division we have Derek
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Brunson versus Israel Adesanya the last
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style bender yeah I really okay yeah
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he's definitely one of those new school
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like evolutionary kind of athletes in
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the mixed martial arts scene a lot of
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people have have really given him a lot
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of praise and are have like a lot of
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expectations of him coming into the UFC
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yeah um you know a lot of people that
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can kind of hinder their growth but he's
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totally embracing it he still has his
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confidence with them he looks very
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common there you know when he faces a
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little adversity in the cage he's able
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to make some adjustments in between
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rounds he's able to bend his style a bit
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in order to get that knock out or get
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like just a dominant performance win so
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um so yeah he's he's definitely on
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another level I think confidence is key
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with him he goes in there ready to bang
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and he just kind of knows who he is as a
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fighter it's something that a lot of us
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are reaching for like trying to know
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ourselves and he seems like he has that
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part figured out definitely well he is
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definitely taking on a tall order in
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Derek Brunson Brunson has some amazing
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knockouts to his credit also I feel like
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this fight is kind of setting at asagna
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up for kind of a highlight reel if Derek
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Brunson doesn't play it smart and isn't
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rushing forward as much as he normally
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does he's felt that power and his
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punches he knows what it is to get a
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knockout and so sometimes he kind of
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rushes it so hopefully we can see that
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adjustment from Derek Brunson in this
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fight exactly we don't want to see what
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happened when you fought Jacare to
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happen again in this fight but I really
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feel like style bender you can get that
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done
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you know like even if Derek Brunson
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rushing for it in the beginning he has a
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good way of frustrating his opponent so
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yeah that's definitely a fight that I'm
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gonna watch I'll be on the edge of my
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seat and who knows maybe Francine can
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get the knockout - we have another
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matchup in the middleweight division we
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have oh you mean so this fight was
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originally slated for Rockhold vs.
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Weidman but Rockhold had to bow out and
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now Jacques Rousseau said and now Jacare
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Souza is stepping in are you done
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jaakor a fight Kelvin mm-hmm then we'd
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Minh [ __ ] Kelvin and choked him out play
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that doesn't mean that we've minh will
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beat jacory because MMA math doesn't
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that exist and in the main event we have
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Daniel Cormier taking on Derrick Lewis
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for the heavyweight title oh that's so
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interesting yeah the best way to get a
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title shot is to say you don't want a
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title shot and then you get one next
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three you go like Oakland and I that guy
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that's right in that guy yeah yeah it's
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for school it looks like I think most
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people are gonna be expecting Cormier to
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get a pretty easy one off of there over
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Derrick Lewis but you know he always has
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that
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one punch knockout power we've seen
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Corman get dropped in the past by John
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Jones and we know that it can happen so
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there's still that mystique about this
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fight you know Derrick Lewis is still
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gonna be like kind of bruised up from
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this last fight it was literally only a
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few weeks ago but you know he has that
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power and you know you can use it so
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it's still it's still interesting to see
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what happens
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definitely so we've just gotten word
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that Brock lesner will be caged side for
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this fight hi and if I know this WWE
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superstar mr. Brock Lesnar he's
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definitely brought into the center of
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the cage and try and do some WWE type
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showmen storyline ruining the moment
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kind of thing as he's done before
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wait but if you think about it if you
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take WWE and you flip the W it starts
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off that's W yeah WME I don't think that
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Lewis is gonna be as excited as Cormier
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was to get pushed by Brock Lesnar I
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don't think so
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so I kinda let loose one just to see
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that moment you have to see that
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interaction with yeah classic hopefully
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he won't be wearing any pants please let
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his balls hide again awesome John Jones
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will be in attendance that night and
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spirit because he haunts Daniel Carr
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maze every waking moments it's sad and
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it's true
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Cormier another interesting thing that
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happened was Dimitri's dancing that
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traitor for been asking wait what so
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wait what yeah wait how does that even
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that's a thing that's not I don't know
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that I guess that's a thing now um
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doesn't matter I guess weight class or
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contract but
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my emails got moved to one Fc and then
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Ben Askren is being brought over to the
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Yossi [ __ ] how did that happen
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where have I been you could say that
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Dana White's convictions are unraveling
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faster than a mummy I mean realistically
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they should have like traded to fly
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weights for one Ben Askren because I
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mean the two of them would fit in one
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shipping container over that way thank
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you for joining us for another episode
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of to strive to zero don't forget to
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catch UFC 230 November 3rd Madison
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Square Garden we have Cormier vs. Lewis
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as the main event at Brock less is gonna
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be in the background Cage died yeah last
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time we had some big ape stomping around
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in New York like that was when King Kong
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climbed up the Empire State Building
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you like lady
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