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We wanted to play a little game called Rosetta Gemstone
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We will give you a common everyday problem, and you would tell us how Judy Gemstone would respond
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Okay, yeah. Okay? Let's do it. So number one, how to tell your boss that you're not working this weekend
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Okay. Well, you got to throw in something about, okay, Judy would say
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sorry, dude, I know you asked me to do this stuff, but my period's off the hook
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And, like, I don't know if you want me to talk you through, like, what exactly my period is doing
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or what has been ruined by the blood that's coming out of me. But you'd probably just rather me just not work this weekend
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Our male audience may not be able to use that one specifically, but the ladies, that's a perfect, perfect
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Yeah, they can figure it out. Just say something's wrong with your dick. Number two, how to ask your crush out on a first date
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So I would say do like what we think Judy and BJ did
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Go to the place they're working and steal something. Shoplift. Right. And then make sure they're the one that catches you
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Just shoplifting. And then, you know, make eye contact and smile. That's a rom-com waiting to be written
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Number three, Applebee's has no record of your reservation. It's going to be a 45-minute wait
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Okay. Judy would say it not going down like this Put us at that table there where those dummies are sitting Or this place will catch on fire
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I'm not saying I'm going to catch it on fire, but this place will catch on fire
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And then maybe go like this. One little wink. It's the wink
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That'll get you. Yeah, a wink's a threat. Let's get real. Number four
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How to ask your best friend's fiance to take a platonic weekend trip with you to Martha's Vineyard
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Well, just like, don't be a dick about it and just invite your friend, too
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Like, why are you trying to take your friend's fiance out on a trip? Like, be cool
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Like, stop being a about it. Like, just take them both. Have a good time
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What are you trying to do? And finally, how to apologize to Hugh Jackman for backing into his Lexus
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okay so you back into his lexus he's he's getting out he's coming around this side
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you go this side and just start like jogging so they but keep going around both cars and then he's
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got to chase you chase you chase you chase you chase you chase you and then right when he gets
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about here you turn the other way and start running at him tackle him to the ground and then start
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screaming and going, what's happening? I don't know this guy. He came at me
