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Hello there, welcome back to Jack's Luxe of Geography. Today we are playing This Map Will Make You Confused
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Elijah made this map for me. They sent it on Twitter with the hashtag GeoGuessAJack. Feel free to do the same
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This map has been classified as hard. So without further ado, let's just get into it
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Okay, so that's the Christ the Redeemer thing in Rio de Janeiro, isn't it
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No, I see. Ah, I see what's happening. I get the map now
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This is a model of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro
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We're not in Rio de Janeiro at all. It does look like I could oh my god get me back
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Jeez get me back in and get me back in Excuse me blurry couple. I do not like being dangled over the edge like this. It freaking me out. I'm getting vertigo
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Let me back in. Oh, God was still hanging out the end It's a bit tricky, isn't it? So where would have a model of Christ to redeem it? So looking about this city
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I mean when I first saw that I thought it was the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco
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But I reckon a lot of bridges look like that. Let's try and get a look at the people
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If we can get some nationalities. A variety, really. What's that
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Latin, which doesn't really help. And then this language on this side looks, you know, Russian or Ukrainian or something
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Oh, and then over here, it's in English. God is love. Right. So that doesn't help because they've just shoved all the languages there
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I don't know. Do we just go with the Golden Gate Bridge? That's not the Golden Gate Bridge, is it
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It looks a bit small. We can zoom in on the Golden Gate Bridge and we can look for a model of Christ the Redeemer on the map
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So we're facing north right now. So it would mean that it would be here. And we are pretty close to the edge
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There's this out there. I'm not convinced it's here. Right, let's look for that big bump
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Yeah, there isn't the big bump. It's actually very square. And then, ah, that's the ocean over there
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To be honest, you know what? I am confused. Well played, Elijah. Well played
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I don't think we're at the Golden Gate Bridge, but honestly, I have nowhere else to go
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So I suppose we will just shove ourselves like there. Why not battery east we'll go on battery east even though it would definitely be called something with the word Christ or Jesus in or something
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Alright I prepared to be a million miles away Let see Fantastic we were somewhere in blue Lisbon in Portugal What an absolute shocker I guess that makes sense Portugal and Brazil speak the same language
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I would never have got that, okay? The map wanted to confuse me. I'm confused. Well done
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We earned three points. Did you enjoy this location? No, I didn't. Why are we on the Golden Gate Bridge again
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It's not going to be the Golden Gate Bridge, is it? You've picked somewhere, Elijah
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that purposely looks like the Golden Gate Bridge, haven't you? Oh my god. Okay, well, if I could move around, I am moving around
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We are EU, I reckon. You don't think we're here again, do you? I'm assuming this must do
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Yeah, yeah, look. Zatario di Cristori. That must be where we were in the previous round
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A part of me wonders. Oh my god. We are! We're in the same location
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They're trying to trick me again. Look, I can bloody see it. That's where we just were, over there
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Oh, I'm not being diddled twice in a Royal IJ. I'm gonna get it right on this one, and then you can diddle me in round three
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Do you think we just wanna go right there in the center? Let's return to the start. How far in the middle are we now? We're closer to this side be nice to get five thousand points, wouldn't it probably like
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There then maybe because we don't have any of these things Whereas on this side there's two of those things in front of us or maybe even closer, you know
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When I look at that board there. Yeah, there it is. So we are not quite parallel
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So I think I want to be like there and then I should have this on joug
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I said I don't think you can control the order at which the five locations are placed
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So I bet that elijah didn't want these to be side by side, but can't help you we are in lisbon, portugal
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Okay, come on 5 000 points. Go on 5 000 big ones. We were 53 yards not bad at all. Okay, i'm ready for the next round
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Where are we this time? So it is a miniature version of the lane tower of pisa. All right, let's see. Oh, no, there's no arrows
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We can't move around. Oh, no So where on the planet would have a little mini version of the lanes are pisa
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It's not a particularly nice looking area, but perhaps we've just caught it on a bad day because it is overcast to be fair
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Stop stop digging Kong please stop digging Kong is digging Why is he always digging We can zoom in on any text or anything We can see any languages these traffic lights they look like those big american traffic lights don they or canadian traffic
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lights but i'm sure there's lots of countries that have big traffic lights like that look at all the
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text it's such a bad quality image this is really hard a line jet flags aren't really helping either
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none of them look like the italian flag i guess that maybe could be an american flag i don't think
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so though i don't know where we are okay i'm just gonna guess somewhere in america and i'm not gonna
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be happy about it missouri right in the thick of it guess ah well that went all right that wasn't
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too bad you know considering we couldn't move so we were in chicago i would never have seen that
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coming those american traffic lights saved the day there chicago they big on pizza i think so
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perhaps that's why they had that little model all right let's play the next round and see where we
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end up definitely not france we've got the arc de triumph and we've got the eiffel tower but
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that's not france don't let it suck you're in got some french flags as well we've got some people
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here who maybe look indian the registration right looks american and the car looks american as well
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oh we can't move i've just noticed we can't really see but the people over here they all look indian
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maybe but we don't want to read too much into that is this in india it definitely could be you know
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It really could but then i'm also thinking it's america. Oh, there's a guy in the car
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I didn't see see he looks at indian as well They've got this little france just shoved in the middle and then that looks like kind of a bit bollywood doesn't it
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I mean obviously I could be completely wrong But I think I will go india in terms of where in india do we want to just go like mumbai or maybe new delhi
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I would probably go in one of those. We'll go with mumbai. Does anyone see the word france
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Please let me know if you can see the word france Two very boring minutes later
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Just an update for you. I don't see the word France, but I do see like Mazagallan Garden
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Let's go near there. There's theatres, there's plazas. The kind of area that could have a mini France, couldn't it
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So let's guess. Well, oh, all right then. Oh, don't tell me it was Las Vegas
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Oh, no, no, no, no. That is an actual just common thing in Las Vegas There an Eiffel Tower I seen it in The Hangover but I just disqualified it because everybody looked Indian to me I guess I should not have read too much into that Yeah there it is Harris Las Vegas French themed casino hotel with a pool
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That sounds amazing. I want to go. You know what? Elijah's getting blocked
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Okay, we move on to our final round and I guess we're not at the Taj Mahal
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Everybody looks kind of Indian from here though. Oh god. I don't even know where the real Taj Mahal is
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Hello, everyone. I mean, could this be like a big Indian community in America
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I don't know. Okay, well, I don't know how to proceed, to be honest. I don't know
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I don't know what to do. His eyes are too close together. This guy, I don't like the way he's looking at me at all
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Oh my God, it says Bangladesh on his t-shirt. Okay, that is kind of the only thing we've got to go on
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So where would there be a mini Taj Mahal in Bangladesh? He might just be from Bangladesh, though
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It doesn't mean that he's bought this t-shirt in Bangladesh and then chosen to wear it
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Oh god, it's a nice area though. It's a nice spot. I don't want to go somewhere too urban like daka like I know anything about daka
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There's loads of green places in daka. I think we'll go with daka Bangladesh national zoo doesn't look much like a zoo does it
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It looks like it wouldn't be too far away from a zoo though. You know what I mean sister of the holy cross
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Yeah, go on. I don't see any sisters and I don't see any crosses I mean, obviously elijah has made this map to confuse me
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So the bangladesh might deliberately be trying to throw me off. Uh, let's go for it
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Oh, we were 16 miles away. Oh, Bangla Taj Mahal. We could have potentially seen it
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Oh, we've picked it up at the end there. As if we're in the right country in Bangladesh
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That's not bad for me. All right, you know what? In the end, we actually were like 50% good, 50% dreadful
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But I'm quite pleased with that. This in particular is horrendous. That is the worst thing I've ever seen
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I'm so gutted about the Las Vegas one because it's kind of obvious, wasn't it
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I don't think I'm the only person out there that would have gone India on that one though. Let me know in the comments down below, please make me feel better
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Elijah, thanks for making the map, you definitely managed to confuse me. Subscribe to Jaxx's Geography for more weekly GeoGuessr content, and I will see you next week