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All right, welcome back to another JackSucksAtGeography
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Today we'll be playing the hardest GeoGuessA map ever. This is very difficult
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You can see it's been ranked as expert level. So I'm not looking forward to this. I'm sure I will embarrass myself
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Stay tuned to find out. This map was made by Sensor and he sent me it on Twitter with the hashtag GeoGuessAtJack
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So can we complete this first puzzle? I'm assuming maybe I have to join all the lines together
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So we've done the first one. Can I join the bottom up as well? Yes
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So what about this side? Oh my Christ. I don't know what I'm doing and I'm stressed
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Yeah, there's four different puzzles. This is the first one. You're just going to use your brain to try and complete them
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So these three lines, they're all connected. So I'm hoping that it's just this one that I need to make connect
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Can I do that? Have I connected them? Don't think I've connected enough. Oh God, we need to connect all the sides
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And then, and then, no. I can't tell if I'm progressing or getting further behind
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I would definitely like to beat the average score of 4000 which is really low by the way
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I imagine this is very very difficult. It would be nice to get on the leaderboard as well
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But I guess we will just see what happens. Okay, we have loaded in right we can't move anywhere
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We can look around but we can't travel anywhere. We're near a little kind of football pitch. Oh, this is difficult
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No, it's not many clues. There's some graffiti there. Uh, I can't really read what it says though
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It's got the word five I think sps Honestly, this could be somewhere in africa or this could be somewhere in south america. This is difficult
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Try and look at the architecture and both south america and africa. I've seen these kind of buildings before
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Gotta be somewhere warm just because of the shelter that's built around the building to be fair
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It could even be somewhere in asia as well. Oh man, this is so frustrating. We've got palm trees
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I think with the palm trees, maybe i'll lean more towards south america
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But in terms of an actual country, I don't know i'm trying to think that presumably the mapmaker would pick obscure countries each time as well
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So maybe I shouldn't go for brazil, which is where i'm thinking but to be honest
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I might just go for brazil and then we can move on to the next round Actually, probably not in asia because of the few letters that we can see
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Well, there are a few english-speaking countries in Asia obviously, but we've got to go with what we've got
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Go on. Give me any kind of little clue right. They've got bars on the doors. They're being a bit safety conscious
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I would love to be able to see what's on those signs over there I think I will go kind of northern Brazil but I don know at all Yes Oh my god It was Malaysia and english Asian country fantastic Whoa that was a really bad guess your guess was 11 miles
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I don't know if I've ever been that far away a tough start, but that means it's only up from here
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Oh, it's another place where we can't move What level are they doing
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There's more people there kind of maybe slightly touristy area immediately. I've got Russia and also Peru in my mind
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So unfortunately for me, they are very far away from one another. I might go Peru kind of a little bit like the landscapes that we saw in the previous video
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So should we try Peru based on that? Oh man, this is gonna be so wrong. I'd just like a point to be honest guess
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Bloody Iceland is six thousand miles away. So we've earned a measly 14 points. We are gonna play this map more than once. Okay. Oh
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Okay, this is a bit weird. This looks like somewhere where there's gonna be a lot of clues
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It's definitely gonna be a lot of clues. Don't get suckered into something here, Jack. It just looks like the uk at the moment
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We've got a chinese takeaway home delivery service. I've never seen that kind of sign though
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That's throwing me off a bit because that's very fancy looking s rna something and then it just translates to douglas street
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Traditional takeaway carries and fast food I almost feel like this has been like put on here by mistake because it does not fit the theme of the previous two rounds an advert here oh
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dot ie is Iceland, isn't it? It's not iceland. Dot ie is
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ireland Isn't it it would make more sense this being islands than iceland just feel like this rounds trying to mess with me
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You know what i mean? We do have euros on that door. It's obviously not iceland, is it
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We just had iceland in the previous round. Look at this showcasing new irish design and then cork flower studio
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So shall we go in cork islands then? What do you think? We've got cork
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So potentially there might be a perfect score on our hands, which will bring up our average considerably
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I'm confused why this rounds in here. It's almost like it's a mistake. What do you think
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Do you think we could find Douglas Street in actual Cork? That would be pretty unreal
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Most of these streets are called Liberty Street, Castle Street, Paul Street. So it would make sense to Douglas Street
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I'm confident that we are in Cork Island now. And it looks reasonably close to kind of the town centre as well
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Bring the map up a bit. There we go. You can see everything now
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Oh, oh my God. I've just found Douglas Street. So, so Jade's Palace
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Where's Jade's Palace? It'll be either at the end or the beginning. Is it here? We've got Abbey Street
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I don't see Jade's Palace go the other way. There we go, Jade's Palace. We found it. Why is this round in here? Okay, well at least now we can guarantee that we're gonna beat the average score
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That's nice. This better be 5,000 points. I'm hoping I don't get hit with a 4999 here. Guess 5,000 points
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No idea why it's included, but i'm not complaining. We play again. That's more like it a dirty old road with nothing in sight
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That's what I like to see I'm gonna work for this. I'm gonna have a right scout about we're not gonna give up
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We are gonna find ourselves one sign 15 minutes later Oh my god, we're not gonna find the sign are we? Oh my god, look at it down there. There's nothing. There's absolutely nothing
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The Sun is in the north. So maybe southern hemisphere then once again, I don't know where to go normally in
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Australia I think maybe the cameras a bit worse than this is very much could be Australia but I think I gonna go I don know Maybe I thought when to go africa maybe i do want to go south america i gonna go a bit mental and i gonna go with s suetini
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honestly i have no idea why but i'm just feeling it s suetini which is right down the bottom near
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south africa let's just guess let's just guess oh for god's sake i could have definitely gone to
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argentina what's going on here we're in france i think why are we somewhere that professionals
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would be able to get what is going on here there are a few french-speaking countries and areas of
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the world that aren't in france so maybe that's trying to throw me off this looks like france to
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me is there a sign for paris that would be quite handy no there isn't that's a big sign for such
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a small icon i'm just saying france i'll get a few points if i just click in france somewhere
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surely so maybe i should just do that and move on hello what are the high scores for this map
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16 000 what's my current score ah yeah we're not doing that we could maybe get to fourth to be
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fair i'm gonna slide around here because i just want to see some domain names just so i can be
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100 that we are in france somewhere um it just says dot com that was not very helpful at all
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whoa look at that fella hey he's got a big face now dot com again why is everything dot com why
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is there not a single dot fr big mac and le petit nove i mean let's just guess in france shall we
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it's a final round i'm happy to play again and try and improve our score we're in france nowhere
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near paris didn't see any signs for it i'm gonna go over here i'm seeing vongy a lot i wonder is
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vongy a place or is it a french word i'm always game for a quick look for a vongy or at least
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just words that sound similar to vongy and then we can go in that area go on go on go on give me
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something give me something give me a vongy give me a big fat vongy right now i could really do with
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one i'm not gonna lie all right i can't see anywhere but i'm just gonna go up here because
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why not if this isn't france i have a feeling it's not gonna be on like mainland france you know is
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Is it? Oh my god. Okay, guess. Oh, I thought for a second we were in Switzerland, but we're not
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We are in France. So in the end, we got 8,800 points
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Oh my god, we got 8,857. And this guy got 8,854. So we beat him onto the leaderboard, fourth place, with just three points
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I'm going to play again and beat my score. Let's go again. Let's go for it. Oh my god. Hello
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Look at that little fella. Oh my god. Bloody Nora. Whoa. Where do we want to go here
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Because, I mean, we can't read into this guy too much because he's probably a tourist, to be fair
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Although, do tourists wear high-vis jackets? I suppose safety cautious tourists would wear high-vis jackets if they're exploring somewhere like this
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I'm going to try and just go quick and just maybe we'll get a few fluky guesses. Iceland feels a bit obvious to be going, but it could make sense
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Is this ocean or are these islands? Is that the right kind of landscape if we were to go somewhere like up here in Finland
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Yes, there is. Should we go Finland rather than Iceland? It's a bit more obscure, isn't it? Okay, I'm going to guess
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Guess. Not a great guess that one dr South Georgia and the South sandwich islands
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Brilliant. I had no idea they existed. We're off to a good start. Oh, so this one looks a little bit easier
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Your sub record feeling Scandinavian look at the houses They look unreal immediately Let me just zoom into like Norway and see if there the right kind of words I want like fjord words and I know the sea odds up in this area So that why I looking
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Sjolt that's maybe kind of close to the word. Are we in the EU? We are in the EU because you can see that a little bit of blue. Oh look at this answer after me
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What on earth does that mean? Oh Black Holland does that mean nursery or primary school black Holland? What language is this Finland Sweden Norway
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Iceland, maybe Denmark. Might return to the start again and I want to look at this word. I want to look at all the little things
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surrounding it. Fjorsja Breke In Sweden, there's a lot more letters followed by a J. So I'm thinking Sweden maybe. I'm gonna have a quick spy down the other side of the road
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just in case. Oh, .fo Is .fo Finland? Alright, based on that domain, we'll go in Finland. Alright, I'm gonna shove myself right there. Thanks very much
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Guess. Oh, you you are a piece of work the Faroe Islands. You are the worst
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Map in the world. Which countries owns that apparently we Denmark. God's sake. Oh
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Don't know. I mean, it's pretty epic, but I've no clue. I almost want to say like New Zealand
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Maybe it's too big and vast looking for New Zealand and the trouble with New Zealand is it's so far away from everything else as well
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The Sun looks to be right in the south. So by that logic, it's Northern Hemisphere. Oh god
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I hate this map so much. You know what? I'm gonna call in Chris Khrushak Stan sure Oh
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Is it Italy fair enough? Oh, no, not me apparently. Okay, this one we can move around at the very least
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I'm gonna go this way. We're on a single and track immediately. I want to go with like Peru
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I'm just thinking about that round we had in the previous video I've returned to the start to try and head the other direction the path is getting a bit wider
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So maybe we are getting to something can we not forget? This is the hardest map ever guys before you mean to me in the comment section, but also a subscribe to the channel
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Don't be awesome. I'd like to get to 250k subs, right? I'm not getting anywhere
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I mean, it literally is just a complete guest Shall we shoot for Peru? That's a fairly nice looking little guest to be fair. We're on a flat bit
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But there's also some mountains over here. Yes. Oh, it was Mongolia horse. It was 9500 miles away
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Really bad guess that one. Let's play the next round final round. Oh, we got a little ball gentleman smoking a cigarette
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Unreal I can't go anywhere. I'm just stuck here with the bald fella. Oh my god. He's got semi-skimmed milk with him
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That can't be semi-skimmed milk. I don't think it is is it some lettering there
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You know, it's not so maybe like Slavic kind of lettering So I might have to go Russia doesn't look very Russian does he's got a t-shirt on why is he in a tank
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What a badass. Sorry, I'm happy where I am guess. Hey, it was Russia I should have got more northern, but I'm quite pleased that I managed to get the country. That's nice
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So that time we did worse than the first time, but hey, let's never forget we are fourth out of everybody that's played
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I'll take it. Thank you so much for watching this video Hopefully you'll enjoy it. Also most importantly check out the scavenger hunt in the description if you want to potentially win some cool stuff
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Thank you for watching. I'll be back next week with another JGASer video I think we'll do a 1v1 competition with Mini Mooka where we both play the same map by ourselves
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Whoever gets the best score wins. Thanks watching. See you next week