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let's get this on stream for you there we go i suppose I should use
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the me with legs this is kind of a temporary solution before I have my um my real
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VTuber model just to kind of temporary PNG
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one But then I'm like not facing the content transform can I flip please Flip
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horizontal there you go there you go okay so tonight we are suggested by Baxter
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Bunny in the chat there we are watching Bedfellows which is apparently like a
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runchier web comic and like as you can see I think the YouTube series is obviously like safe enough for YouTube
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but it's also kind of example of what like YouTube gets oddly mad at i did get a content ID match
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hopefully we won't have to like end the stream because of that but like for now audio
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[Music] please hang on i love Windows audio
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because it's always it's always something i need to set up a virtual audio cable and just like stream to all
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possible outputs at once i'm sure that is completely fine there we go
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okay I think everything should be good now
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what Hello relatable who's this So this is
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this is 13 years old this is pretty early for like What are you up to YouTube independent animated
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whatever hey I work at a post office what do you
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think That's good that's nice
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i know almost nothing of this i saw this i'm not kidding i saw um Baxter shared a
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a comic from the thing of them like penis fencing that's all I've seen of this other than like testing the stream
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not until you hang up [ __ ] you called me hang up no you hang up chat which one
2:24
is me Playing games with you just hang up the phone me and who Okay
2:31
hanging up sucks now that even flip closing a flip phone at least had some satisfaction
2:37
hanging up without like a ringer is terrible coming
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but I would I would never trust myself to multitask while um Don't you on me
2:53
While um yay you're home early that was for a brief moment that was
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very um What is that Happy tree friends oh I bet we can't we can't do a watch party of that probably that probably
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gets conceded as [Music] hell crispy animation as long as the
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credits are that short I'm going to let them play i I do have a major aversion to watching like full longass credits
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i'm trying to get over it for purposes of stream stuff but if it's like a 10-minute like
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There we go fatigue well now I'm I can't drink anymore where
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Dank Christmas remixes i think the Twitch stream is
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also working i think every Oh I forgot to post chat chat I must post
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um I suppose I can let the video play while I do this don't actually no no I can't uh what if what if in the 5
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seconds it takes me to post something funny happens and I don't laugh at it That would be crushing so I'm sorry but
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I have to pause it i s Why does buffer take so long to
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load Oh god damn it am I stupid Why are you doing this to me I'm
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trying to post a single goddamn like Oh my god chat i hate internet why is
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internet What the [ __ ] is wrong with you You're the simplest [ __ ] web page in the universe how could you possibly be
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saying this Okay why do I use Buffer I only posted
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two social media sites why do I even use Buffer This should just be able bot that I can just automatically
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whatever is it Bedfell or is it the It's the Bedfells
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right I'm do hashtagwatchparty chat chat give me some hashtags i I never know what hashtags to post hashtag streaming
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live uh Zelda zone that's me hashtag chat
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what What do you got Give me some hashtags and if you answer in the next like 10 seconds I'll post them
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hashtagif yeah that's not entirely inaccurate so I
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I guess I'll do that by the way my [ __ ] I think it's my Cloudflare thing my My website stopped showing like embeds like
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previews i I think it's it's genuinely because like I enabled a thing to stop AI and it just blocks everything it
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doesn't only block AI it's [ __ ] awful see I can't say [ __ ] on YouTube i'm going to have to edit that out i'm only
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half joking i'm not including just hashtag i've done
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before so I have to edit my stupid like security thing on my own website because it's blocking
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like in fact it was so slow all right no more of that no more pauses for a while
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e did you have to start with this one Well it's not the star but you know what I mean do you have to semi start with
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don't touch my I heard this described as like odd
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coupleesque humor and like I've never seen the odd couple but it's one of those things that's been referenced so much that
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like I I I get it i understand the premise what is Is he a jackaloupe God
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get over this door i swear to God [Music]
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i keep everything very clean now by the way so I'm definitely the gay jackaloupe well they're both gay but you know what I mean gay jackaloupe and gay fox
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creature thank you thanks that's great um that's so um what like
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2012 Yes 2012 2009 I guess would be a around the
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peak of that kind of humor cat that's a cat I
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guess youtube please youtube youtube start the
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video youtube youtube no description how dare I always
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put like a giant description on my video and no one reads them so I kind of like sympathize with that please like Oh oh
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it's this another reason I don't tend to like stuff is I mean like I can kind of
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understand why but still like projects to get [ __ ] off completely on up your own ass until you like
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I guess he is a cat definitely a cat okay miss me ladies
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they're just gifts see I I only consume porn and gifts what What did he unzip
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though Someone's been a naughty little kitty don't worry ladies there's enough for
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everyone the six bottles in the background reminds me oh my god
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wasn't this like just before the new My Little Pony No it's it's right around that era too big for you Oh I bet it is
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wow yeah that's a good little donkey yeah you're such a dirty donkey
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i mean [ __ ] you got to put the the computers at the opposite side so the there's no like cross talk
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wait this is why I can't have roommates and stuff by the way I I can't deal with like other people turn that crap down
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i'm trying fatigue who names their kid fatigue What the hell
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Oh yeah oh yeah baby thanks for the noises by the way i I couldn't have enjoyed the video without the noises
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[Music] my little donkey my little Don't
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no get out of my head
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the entire internet was like inflamed with war because of My Little Pony um
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E621 was forced to make their website less my little donkey my little donkey i
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just need love so buy all you can spend all your money and
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throw your [Music] That's that tired one i I feel you
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bestie you know that like third one when it's like you can just barely get there i love this show fatigue and she What
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the [ __ ] are these names What are you doing Either get me a towel or get out
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so offended um no joke E621 had to like
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actually hide um so it's a it's like a porn furry porn image board um
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they had to add a feature where if you blacklist something it would like actually remove it from the results instead of just hiding the image because
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people would get no results if they blacklisted My Little Pony because there was so much art and porn of it
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my Little Pony was so like big that furry porn sites had to like add good features
10:57
i was very proud of of redoing the entire song all like 20 seconds of it
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you ready Fatty Uh are you sure it'll fit Oh don't worry i'll make it fit
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wait wait wait hold on oh god this is so 2012 i just need to get into a better
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position they're playing like Warhammer or something i'm calling it not specifically Warhammer come on i can't
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keep it up all day okay but I'm familiar with this kind of bit [ __ ] face
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easy don't go so fast what's with this horns though Horns don't look like that damn it it's stuck
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try angling it uh yeah that they're moving a couch it's It's that couch bit
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from the Family Guy Star Wars it's much easier once you get moving
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shut up and pull on it this is literally the start the the Star Wars like couch i did I I tried to joke
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the Discord by having um I listed Star Wars watch party and it was this Family
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Guy Star Wars and the only people that showed up for the stream were the people already in on the joke
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cringe oh yeah much better
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there we go they were not moving that at all deceptively
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[ __ ] i didn't do it for free now bend over
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read comments below i read all my comments by the way people don't [ __ ] leave comments anymore um I videos with
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less than 100 views used to have like up to 10 plus comments like I swear like 10% of people used to leave comments now
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you can get like 10,000 views and have one comment it's [ __ ] hello rabbit
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hello you have reached the phone of Taylor Stency or as my friends call me fatigue i'm not Who the [ __ ] calls the
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friend that on the phone are working But if you leave your name and number after the beep armpit back to you as soon as
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fatigue who are you talking to I'm not talking to anyone i'm leaving a message i can hear someone else in here also who
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is it I don't know what you're talking about don't you talk to me like that i would hate to have to beat your ass so
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2012 I love to beat your ass talk to me like that i don't understand
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sheen put down the jam why do you make This is why I kind of don't like subtitles they kind of ruin the joke on
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timing breaking objects at least they're manually done subtitles that's
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nice happy Mother's Day so did this is like
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like well I was about to say pre-nazi 4chan humor but like I'm not sure that
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was a thing but like it used to be a little bit more than Nazis
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4chan might be dead by the way and that's [ __ ] awesome get [ __ ] [ __ ] i saw
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so what music video is this a parody of
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Worm rings disgusting
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this is like slightly less well significantly less violent a little bit
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more gross um Happy Tree Friends i don't think I could do a Happy Tree Friends
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watch party this is very like of its time
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not super awesome for Fetty verse admins playing whack-a-ole Channer instances of
14:51
Why don't they all go to the same one That was like the whole point of 4chan all of the awful people in one place
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there's tons of Nazi instances anyway there's just not federated with anyone
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oh no see this is why I have a little tray and I put my keys and my um [ __ ]
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Watson in and I still have a I got a tile that like I use once a year to locate my keys
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wire i love how literally everyone in fiction knows how to hotwire a car
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where do you have pockets
15:33
Perhaps relevant to the stream i I've made my first commission well I haven't paid for it yet but like I I
15:39
sent in a form to get my first smut of my spikeball girl slashme
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um I think I'm just calling her Zelda at this point i don't I don't think she's getting a different name she's just me
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my keys at least once a week we'll get a little tray
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i got one with like an affirmative saying on it which I can't read most of the time cuz there's keys on it [ __ ]
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what are you doing No way hey [ __ ] i was watching that is that a camera Are
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you uh what is this Why are you handing this
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to me Are you I'm kind of surprised none of these got like ended up taken down from YouTube in the past 12 years don't
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touch me and you're watching two friends play with each other
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hey what What No no on the
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I wonder what this is a reference to today we are going to play Frenzy a video game developed in 198 Oh my god
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rampage company Unibang what's your favorite game that actually isn't as good as your brain wants it to
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be Because mine is Rampage i like Rampage um the arcadey nature like it's
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very remember like yesterday i just always wish Rampage was a bit more than it was i like the PS1 game a lot though
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anyways the arcade game is a little bit I'll do it [Music]
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we'll just How is that The Wii one i never played the Wii one right
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i should just never get super in oh who's your favorite Rampage character Mine's Lizzie
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how about this handsome guy right here Hey look that chick kind of looks like
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you hey yay it kind of does i'm going to pick her
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okay so now I haven't played Rampage in a billion years have they made like a modern or like a port or like a a remake
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of Rampage recently Okay humping of course
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this is boring when do I get a weapon upgrade or a grenade launcher See it's just a little sparse it's kind of from
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that era what did I do No not you you going to eat the dudes Just shot me well then kill him huh All right then i uh
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Whoa what You You can eat people in this game awesome oh yeah you can now come
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help me knock this building down my favorite is when you like when you try to like eat like TVs and stuff and
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electrocute yourself or poison yourself supposed to eat the civilian she's a delicious civilian no Shane she has a
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wife and kids she was m i l e a mom I'd like to eat
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shane help me this video is rated V for time I guess yeah I think the time thing like
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bugged me holy [ __ ] i just slapped you like the [ __ ] you are stop this isn't helping it's also one of those games
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that's much better with friends since like you kind of just need friends to play with look out especially if you want to [ __ ] finish in time you You
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basically got to speedrun it's a lot easier with friends though shane this is supposed to be co You can't do that with
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tanks though you have to punch the tanks thirsty
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you definitely can't do that [Music] did Did you just That does happen though
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you can defeat the players and eat the eat them doesn't do anything but why not
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Come here come here i want you inside of me
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woo i am the king of frenzy i just ripage feels like it's due for like Yeah
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at least a decent remakester we fatigue we have so many different like
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kinds of remakes oh my god someone's thirsty wow
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um because there's like say that um the Spyro remake is almost not a
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remake like it's the same game the graphics are definitely remake like tier i don't know what video game this is
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the [ __ ] is that Oh be careful
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oh jeez Rick so life oh no oh Jesus
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goat noises oh figning goat i get it uh I think we should play something a bit
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less stressful gary are you all right Oh
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thanks yeah it's my birthday tomorrow i don't know we're streaming tomorrow i'll figure something out maybe like a retro
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um website what is going on here Thing oh jeez the awkward moment you walk into your
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boyfriend with an unconscious body in their room dead thing on my carpet oh he's my friend Gary but be nice to him
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he's He's a little queer yeah I got him no no no no no no he's easily spooked oh
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is that so So let's try to be nice to him please oh sure no problem you two go
20:59
have fun i'll just go somewhere else leaving you alone
21:05
this is such cartoon cat behavior cartoon cats have to be [ __ ] i guess real cats mostly are too but
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I guess it sounds safe enough so how do you play You need to get across the
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board without breaking the jaw what happens if it breaks You have to go back to the hospital at the start well that
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sounds like a like a terrible
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By the way I got bor I got Sorry and trouble because I didn't know which one was which i think Sorry is the game I
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played as a kid but they look the same oh no they're both kind of basic [ __ ] board games wake up or BBBs if you will
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oh thank goodness cuz the spider is on your back now what Oh god
21:55
shane that isn't funny is that clothes or just like pattern I guess kind of funny let me try
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god you suck at this here just put this on and dim the light what is that
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Okay it's Wath of the Lamp what Oh god
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this is a high ass effort prank i respect this oh no where'd they get that Gary
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[Music] who's there Gary
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stay away oh I was just watching Joel Vinesauce play um Splatterhouse jean I
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never played that i I should play that for the for a retro Sunday or whatever sometime i'm glad you're all right why
22:45
wouldn't I be all right Crazed lunatics are scouring the city looking for horns
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horns Not just any horns goat horns
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what Oh no I got to get out of here
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[Laughter] chat what is your favorite fictional cat I love your new friend you know he has
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really brought us together a Sheen
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Gary gary oh dear very 2012
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Gary it's got an intro i should have an I guess I do have an
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intro but not like an animated one not like a fancy one
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oh hey what you eating Candy No you're
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not supposed to eat the rappers fun fact go away why are you eating gum I'm making a
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Same Bessie a thousand pieces of gum and record it it's It does not stay in your digestive
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tract like for a billion years by the way you just poop it out i still don't eat it though because it
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doesn't get fed something's about to happen quick turn the camera on something's about to happen oh oh God
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here it comes [Music]
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your friend had a very large blockage in his lower this This happens yes we had to pump his stomach to remove if you
24:41
just like swallow one piece of gum it's not a problem but like don't intentionally do it it's that kind of thing feeling terrible like they
24:48
wouldn't sell gum if swallowing one gum killed like children how many like we had to ban lawn darts
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think about things 78 [Music]
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this reminds There's whole genres of YouTube videos I just like don't watch like hey Fanny that for one thing let's
25:12
go eat who here watched the original Jar guy video What a good topic how you doing Um what the [ __ ] Why don't you got
25:20
a fourack loser and get with a real man [ __ ] you he's got a dog pompador no
25:25
one's talking to you bro mind your business hey the hell's your problem Oh
25:30
what you want That guy survived a lot of people think Jar Guy died there's I'm not going to There's a There's an
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afterwards video and that's all I'm going to say about that but he's not dead there that'll teach you for being a
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little What Hi S whoa you're not this much of an
25:48
[ __ ] even if you're a cat right I sat in bed i took a little nap before
25:54
the stream i I sat down for less than one minute and so was already like fully like "Oh my god nuzzled in
26:03
like she's already in my lap." Now what happened Okay she settles down so fast checking my email and oh my god I just
26:11
realized what he sounds like hey Mr tyrannosaurus from places I really like hey Mr volcano a roleplay invite from
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this one guy named to the point well I found an email from Nive he's a prince
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in Nigeria i've never gotten one of those emails i've gotten a lot of spam but never specifically like a Nigerian
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million in my No you idiot that's a scam what What Obviously you send them their
26:38
money and they just keep it come on they're in another country what are you going to do about it
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Oh well it's a good thing I didn't send him my information yep you got to be
26:50
careful out there there's a whole ton of I'm filling my water with volcanicity
27:03
every web comic has done that joke but it's fine so please
27:11
she understands what sweatpants are and she like she's like "Oh I can use my claws on these." It's like I really
27:17
would prefer that you didn't i don't know what do you call a penguin in a rainforest
27:30
that's pretty funny how is that even remotely funny That doesn't have a proper setup or a strong punchline jokes
27:37
don't always have to follow a formula to be funny i can't believe we pel
27:44
minor spelling mistake i win what's big green and sits in the corner
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I don't know what is big green and sits in the corner You suck the incredible
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look at the visible scrunch of the armpits this is a very deliberate effort there thank you coy bot oh baby oh baby
28:24
come on i don't remember setting up Kofi Bob but I must have
28:31
he has a really great passing ratio genuine tip to get the good beer
28:36
go find your local micro brew section pick whatever has like the funniest name it will be good trust me i can't wait
28:43
until as long as you don't like get a pillzer and you don't like pills or whatever manly men because that's how you know
28:50
they like gave a [ __ ] plus local microbus in general are just going to be better than what you get that's the real
28:56
secret but do pick one with a funny name the big brands won't have a funny name the ball oh why would he do that So that
29:04
the quarterback can take it and pass it down the field why would he do that So that someone on the team can catch it
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and make a touchdown oh faces that sounds dumb it is dumb
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you're dumb go away go back in the kitchen and leave us alone go god women are so annoying right
29:27
Is the jackaloupe actually a girl I thought they were gay women
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same okay you've got mange oh no problem
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today really Really You seem to be losing all your hair oh
29:46
good call Dr oh that's him let me just ask you if you This is like a different cat are you on any prescribed
29:53
medications No are you having any problems sleeping No are you experiencing any stress lately Why are
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you asking so many questions I see your hair loss seems to be coming from an
30:05
extreme amount of stress here just take these and you'll be fine in a week or so
30:11
there's no way you get anti-stress pills that quick fatigue i'm home
30:18
oh welcome home i'll bake some cookies while you stranger danger
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what the hell is wrong I can't unhear oh my god my eyes
30:31
i can't unhear Tyrannosaurus Allen that'll teach you
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chat real quick diversion
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real quick diversion only only one
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um what the what is the name of that stupid commercial
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Um you only get one only one tyrannosaurus Allen gets peer pressured
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into snorting cocaine sure
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tyrannosaurus [ __ ] you Mr volcano youtube's YouTube back [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
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i'm filling my water with water i'm filling my water with a free of
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course of course filters wait somebody just say that it's here
31:47
let me see if my yes button works doesn't my yes button work No it's still broken god damn it
31:58
that was a pretty good edit for for this kind of poop my handsome rock
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i'm the daddy now you got to admit Mr volcano is pretty
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sexual even in the unedited one volcano
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this is a fairly recent poop but it's very old styled i can appreciate that grab Life by the Conquers i've
32:32
never [ __ ] played that game it's apparently not very good like it's very like
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of it era I guess filtered so it's full of volcano George
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you still filling your water with volcano making tasty tasty
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George that's an unusual sus I'll take it
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I was just talking about that women I forgot about the birds
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birds Tyrannosaurus Alan Volcano filtered so it's full of
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There you go now it's YouTube all the sabertooth tigers got the size of your
33:26
listen you can't say it's any more or less immature than the bed pillows can
33:31
you It's just a different kind of immature
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that little what do you call that when the little roll of the lips there It's so powerful
33:46
youtube poops use it this is a very long poop yeah tooth 2 2 minutes 30 it's so strange that that's like a quote unquote
33:52
long poop um see everyone loves that everyone
33:58
loves a little lip roll mashed bandicoot all right only one only one back right
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back to this oh oh Sheen i want you to meet my friend
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no I'm eating i want to meet your stupid friend sammy this is my roommate sheen
34:18
sheen this is Sammy hey
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so what do you She sh I know like four kinds of dogs really I
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know wiener dogs i know shibes i know Doberman's yeah I love Rad and Dad okay
34:35
I may know more than five but still oh my god Tall MT oh I love Tall MT do you
34:41
look at stuff on YouTube dude Imagine using YouTube tasered as we speak
34:48
oh my god i remember hearing about that IRL in [ __ ] the [ __ ] don't tase me bro guy he should not have been tased by
34:55
the way like it really wasn't that funny
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well you're going to pay for that or not
35:18
What drink is pink Your friend is a [ __ ]
35:25
like half of these videos just end with him with that face god this store sucks more dick than you fatigue
35:32
wow the [ __ ] is this Yo yo yolo anything in a shirt these days this one doesn't
35:37
even make sense no bro it's yolo you only live once that's [ __ ] why would
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anyone buy this crap YOLO is a way of life man you know this is very intensely
35:49
2012 what the [ __ ] Is he a raccoon What is that Consequences a dingo so I can
35:57
Anything I want Yes just get away with it uh not exactly yolo was such a weird
36:04
fab god I've been waiting for this moment my entire life
36:12
hey you got to pay for that [Music] yolo feels like oddly wholesome in terms
36:19
of like dumb internet fads like people be like "You just
36:25
jumped off a [ __ ] cliff # yolo
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put the money in the bank
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oh he's on Twitch okay [ __ ] this i'm not listening to this
36:50
come on baby everything on Red 69 let's do it come on not a number well not on that board
36:58
it is a number the house wins
37:08
[Music] hey shut the [ __ ] up i really want to
37:13
talk to that hot chick over there but I don't want to get shut down yolo you are so right i'm going to do it
37:26
hey baby want to go back to my Are they boyfriends or just roommates or what's what's going on here Hey going home get
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the check and uh wear earplugs tonight
37:44
someone needs her tr or claws trimmed god damn it i made that m like mistake once and now I keep doing it on accident
37:50
so uh you might want to get yourself tested why It's so 2012
38:06
oh my god those were those used to be annotations i I recognize this exact kind of ending thanks to YouTube for
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removing a super useful
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feature classic YouTube stuff just like nice 3D ass house
38:39
the [ __ ] is happening This like artistic oh no it's ruined you can't have dialogue
38:46
[ __ ] it's not art if you talk jesus
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listen you have to set it in France you have to ideally be French there has to
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be no dialogue it's a nice young thing like yourself doing this pedophiles are optional but it's
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possible i It's just a pervert not necessarily pedophile but could you take me to 1337 makeshift road You're going
39:11
to pay cash or credit Well what
39:17
I said are you going to pay cash or credit Why is he efficient also Mr popo mr what
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the [ __ ] isn't it What's his name Popo the firing my laser
39:29
[Music] guy it's rabbit mom
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it's so good to see you happy Mother's Day [Music]
39:46
calm down okay let's let's go inside i've made dinner for all of us yay i
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can't wait to eat your Wait all of us We have a guest hey buddy what took you so
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long Shane why don't you have a seat Let's have dinner
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so is his dad like an antelope or something So to complete the jackaloupe
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strip been working out for you Shane mom oh Taylor stop it he's our
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guest my career is moving along nicely i've actually been promoted to cage
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manager yeah yeah whatever so uh the [ __ ] is a cage manager Get a private
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show around here robert I've told you before I don't do private
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shows unless you pay up front 100 bucks she's pretty cheap
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wait she's wearing more clothes now though $100 i want to go who has the laser show in
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their kitchen ceiling That's pretty badass actually supportive of your mother especially on Mother's Day you
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want to join us sweetheart I'll let you in for free yeah family discount
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no very 2012y happy Mother's Day thanks happy
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Good Friday by the way what a way to celebrate Good Friday this This wasn't particularly intentional i completely forgot which day was which because
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[ __ ] Easter moves the day Jesus died on actually is different every year thanks to um Satan so um or that happens
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chat every time you don't subscribe that will happen every time let's kick this off with a few questions why don't you
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tell me about how you've been feeling [ __ ] Beanie Wonderful fabulous i'm a
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ship sailing on calm seas he's like "Not quite." And don't call me that all right whoa we're going to have to call What's
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this voice This is like half Seinfeld half um you'll be Patrick i wouldn't
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even have to come here if those stupid huggers hadn't gone and pressed charges how am I supposed to know that they have
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the same rights as normal people So 2012 okay let's try something a little
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different tell me about your parents my
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parents Furries used to be super like high drama
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content on the internet by the way it's kind of funny when I pop into like people still shocked by furries exist
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it's so funny it's like this is the worst it's like a window straight back to like 2006
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why am I sitting through this redneck cat
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dislike There's nothing to talk
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about that wasn't parents
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blah excuse me 2003 wow an entire year has passed
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uh Sheen I think we need to stop for petrol soon who here has run their car
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completely out of gas My sister did that once like on the way to like a debate
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turn or something too the station will stop at the next one
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reminds you of that Seinfeld episode of course there was a Seinfeld episode stop there you didn't stop stop worrying
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about it we'll be fine what's the deal with filling your car with gasoline
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Every time you do it you just got to do it again oh now what I think we just ran out of gas thanks a lot why didn't you
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say something sooner Shane it's dark and I'm scared don't worry i have a plan
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that will fix everything just fill the trunk with gas you always have gas suck
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it up yeah that's it it's coming faster just like that
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i'm trying don't stop you're almost there it's so obvious when they pull this bit
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i don't understand how giving you a PJ is supposed to help in this situation everyone knows Roadhead is better on the
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side of the street now get going is it Is it roadhead if you're not like
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actively driving though Don't do that by the way yeah that'll
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where is this bird from We haven't seen this bird i know I specifically requested not
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this bird but like now I'm
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curious placeholder is a very good name
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oh hey Sheen uh what what are you doing Hey there
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just thought I would drop in and check my favorite was doing
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why doesn't show my emoji Like come on i'm fine uh are you okay You You're acting kind of strange couldn't be
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better i just want to get close and the [ __ ]
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talk about my feelings with you why What's wrong with you Have you imagine
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having feelings Come here she stop this isn't right aren't you
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going to hit me or or call me names or something What Why would I hit you
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You're so sweet and kind and and I care about you so much jean you're freaking
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me out just just hit me or something like this see just like that no no no no no no no
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why would I do that I tried to read his beer but I mean angry something
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[Music] don't say it no
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where are you going I miss you already oh
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alcoholism help help my super duper special friend is acting strange i think
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he's been drinking it
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here's snuggle time please help me help hang in there
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be gone i really need to have this number blocked
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this There's a bit much piss in this for me someone is very well hydrated or drinks a lot of milk i'm not sure what's
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going on there take this stop singing that stupid song
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this will shut up that little [ __ ] how did you conveniently place objects for later use Sheets do some vacuum
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oh hello there Shane how are you doing today You're pissing for like 30 seconds that's a lot of piss
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what have I told you about standing up You sit down like the girl that you are
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wait what Sheen no wait wait Shane wait i told you not the tape i
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[Music] forgot the sticky stuff after tape that's No
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oh he's got to go tina was just pouring out the spoiled milk hey it was raining it was
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milk see at least they put the um the toilet paper the right way
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very mature i want a tie with a single dollar sign
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on it now that's class because you see it's a tie so it's classy and people know you have money because there's a
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dollar sign on it all right ladies and gentlemen and those
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in between you have 30 seconds to get to know one another when the bell goes off move on to your next date tonight could
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just be the night you find true love screw true love i'm going to find me
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some hatch it won't wound oh damn baby you're hot let's uh skip the getting to
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know each other at I think it's got raies you know what's between your legs Huh Huh
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Are you dead Hello hello hi my name is
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Samantha did you know my name originates from the Greek word for flower I like
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flowers they're really pretty i've never done speed dating is it like a nightmare
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Like am I going to get to speak here I I would have absolutely no idea what
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to talk about shut up shut up [Music]
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so like what's your name I think Robert but um call me Shane is that some kind
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of nickname or something That's stupid that is stupid get [ __ ] business why
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You got something to hide If you make a nickname for yourself it's because you don't want people to know something
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i'm not entirely sure that's true dumb [ __ ] like you and you can't find me again when you come crawling back for
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the pee oh whatever i bet you made it to go hook up with random dudes on the internet and you want your mommy to find
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out about it [ __ ] you [ __ ] no [ __ ] you you piece of [ __ ]
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well it was nice meeting you and you seem really awesome call me
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so how do you feel about what the hell does this say Traditional gender roles
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in a relationship i am so glad you asked this question oh my god she's got
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homophobic eyes men are supposed to work while the women stay home men should love and cherish their mates until the
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end of time and beyond a man should never forget any special occasions like birthdays anniversaries Valentine's Day
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Veterans Day etc treat them all i'm not sure that's traditional gender roles at
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that point that's like be there for their partner and never looking at other women or even
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porn for that matter but why would he Because he's so in love with you
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you have got to be [ __ ] kidding me this is a crapshoot why did I bother
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doing this Hello Sheen how's the hunt going Find anyone you like yet Me this
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place is full of dead beats oh I'm sorry to hear that oh but hey guess what I
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found out tonight I can fit five hot dogs in me feast you know what Fatigue I think I
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did find what I was looking for now let's go home and defrost a pack of hot
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dogs yay who freezes hot dogs I guess if you buy bulk hot
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dogs i've never frozen hot dogs oh hey you can become a
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supporter i've got one of those i put that on my like BRB thing and like stuff
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i need to like automate it it's just a file oh 69
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hey Robert check out this meme my friend just sent me damn it Mile i've told you before call me Sheen and what in sweet
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holy hell is a mimi anyway Oh well imagine not knowing what a meme is yeah
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that kind of represents an emotion with a clever caption why would I want to look at that when I could just watch a
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video of someone getting hit in the dick with a ball Those are also memes though
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oh [ __ ] I fell out hold on hold on give me a minute
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[Music] hey see what's so funny it's this meme my friend sent me is this
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freaking more great What's a mimi God stupid it's like a picture that represents an emotion with a clever
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caption oh okay let me see
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i don't get it what Come on it's like the wife is the dishwasher and she's
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broken but I don't understand why is she broken Is she a robot No you [ __ ] it's
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a joke okay well it's not exactly very logical
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it's not supposed to be logical it's supposed to be funny laugh it's not very funny laugh
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i said laugh same bestie
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very of its time wow this still an advice animals subreddit by the way you can get fresh advice animals in
53:58
2025 i don't dare actually open on stream i have no idea what kind of garbage is actually on it
54:07
what new funny videos can I watch Cat girls team go what Oh my god family guy
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oh my god stupid bad fedora making fun of fedoras was like this was big stuff
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yeah this is very of its time what the hell is your problem Yeah I guess it's
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pretty common of most web comics though there's a lot of like extremely like well extremely online for one thing but
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like extremely like timesensitive i guess just like all the
54:39
other shows have changed the jokes used to be simple so I didn't have to think to get it and there isn't enough porn in
54:47
your animations so I don't have anything to paw off to and
54:53
my fingers constantly hurt from typing comments on Reddit about how unfunny you
54:58
guys are and where my boner is confused because I don't
55:04
know if fatigue is a boy or a girl really Fatigue's gender are we still on
55:09
that gender thing Everyone knows fatigue is a Sheen i think I found the problem
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he seems to have a stick up his bum a very long stick
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oh well then take care of it
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shane that wasn't that long of a stick though love you guys yeah that's better
55:35
wow i would totally I've seen longer sticks to hug right now if I could lift my arms uh that's okay i drew a bunch of
55:43
rules for you you want to see Uh no not really would you guys be interested in
55:56
It's called a gross up by the way getting out of control fatigue do something
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fedora went right back up there much better animals i mean you got
56:08
to have your advice animals oh my god well actually never mind no that's
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that's a pretty internet at any time joke isn't
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it Oh my god there's a running in the '9s version i can never find it on YouTube because googling it it's made
56:30
with the Sonic 3 sound font even using like the um nothing that
56:36
stuff called the samples that they used are you Go go go and stuff no I'm not
56:41
calling anyone it's on YouTube but I can never [ __ ] find it like I don't have my phone on me i know this is hard it
56:47
exists though i don't know the [ __ ] band name or whatever but it's time for you to accept that this is who you are
56:52
and you really should have something like this i'm curious now i'm I'm opening this in a different window of course I do i know you very well and I
57:00
want to help you through this advice i've been with you a long time and I know what makes you happy it's been so
57:06
long since you've called him and when you do I think you're going to be very glad you did your life is going to
57:12
change for the better you're right i got this yeah these aren't advice animals
57:20
i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm I'm very upset these are not [ __ ] advice animals this is [ __ ] there's no
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like this advice animal [ __ ] off oh wait you can't see i'm sorry i'm yelling at
57:32
nothing um how do I do this Pick up that phone big boy and be proud god damn
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it [Music] um put this in here there we go um these
57:47
aren't advice animals [ __ ] off what the hell These none of
57:53
these i don't think confession bear even counts hey Shane what do you want for dinner
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These are animals follow all these are not animals only submit original content you
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created today do not post vertical memes don't
58:14
post vertical chat if you post a vertical meme there are verticals to advice animals and a vertical is okay
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okay these are verticals you [ __ ] with your vertical
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memes listen if I see a single vertical meme in chat um get [ __ ] what's going
58:31
on in here Nothing get out oh Shane hey
58:36
awfully hot are you about to call him again No I'm not calling anyone i'm I'm
58:41
sexing look I know that for you but you need to
58:47
call him it's time for you to accept see I like roleplay stuff but I was never too into texting you should have something like this in your life you
58:53
don't know like I need more to it of course I do i know you very well and I
58:58
want to help you i need to be like in a cave like [ __ ] a dragon who like steals their money like I can't just be
59:05
like "Oh yeah and when you do I put my penis inside your penis and like pee
59:11
comes out of both at once." Like you're right i got this yeah yeah do it be
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careful though because if your pee misses mixes with their pee they might get pregnant yeah I'm comfortable with
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myself now give me that phone yeah yeah
59:29
that's what Italian Tony's Pizza is this is Tony what can Tony do for you today Tony Now that's a joke he's got the
59:36
Mario hat because he's Italian anchovies again Really Hey Mikey the anchovi guy is
59:44
calling in and wants a pizza anchovies Really What the freak
59:50
Anchovies on pizzas were such a big meme in like '90s content like that was like TMNT tier
59:58
pizzas i've never eaten an anchovi pizza though it could be good
1:00:05
i I don't think it would be for me like they're really salty aren't
1:00:10
they I hate fainting
1:00:15
though why is the O like what is that shape supposed to be Like it's a door
1:00:22
thank you for taking time out of your busy day for this meeting i can't have other things you could be doing oh yes
1:00:30
money but instead you're here talking about the work you find calls in i need you to take my
1:00:37
persona is if any are you for real Cuz that's what that character is uh yeah I
1:00:42
think of course you can oh you're so so sweet i bet would totally be all over
1:00:47
that what the I can tell this is German just from the
1:00:53
glasses oh uh hello uh I'm Taylor uh I
1:00:58
have Bow House my supervisor with me i'm going to be going over the ballroom designs I created for your company a
1:01:04
Taylor that is such a cute name oh thanks anyways the master layout of the
1:01:12
room is going to be in ballroom decor uh we will hang chandeliers in the west and
1:01:17
east room i can't see a [ __ ] cut i can't see a room plan without thinking of like the gay room what the What's
1:01:24
that meme Um really good ideas well um thanks like
1:01:32
gay room or whatever taylor this is a terrible design for you oh
1:01:39
well you have so many wonderful talented people working for your company well you
1:01:46
are one of the best clients we have ever worked with [Music]
1:01:53
chad what's what's the name of the meme where there it's like it's a floor plan and everything is like this meeting is
1:01:58
nothing more than a gay room or something i found abortion that's not quite what I meant good the work is and
1:02:05
talk about how we can make someone must know what I'm talking about oh Taylor don't be such a grumpy grump
1:02:13
yeah Taylor is supposed to be fun
1:02:19
oh my work is just so good
1:02:26
is it really just floor plan memes
1:02:33
This is incredibly unfunny but this this this explains the concept of the meme
1:02:40
um sorry for finding the worst possible example you you you get the idea it gets
1:02:46
it sells the the concept wasn't it
1:02:54
like it was like liberal house and it was just like abortion room giant empty
1:03:00
space in the middle and like gay sex room etc which
1:03:05
would just really be the meme room but anyway god damn
1:03:12
it smooth scrolling i have a 240 Hz monitor and I love you so much Chad that
1:03:18
I'm in 240 Hz mode or uh 120 Hz mode because I have to split my monitor to do
1:03:23
this like particular way that I stream i'm real tired of this crap oh he's he's slightly less gray I think
1:03:31
he lives in Twitch shut up shut up shut up shut up there's
1:03:37
more frames of animation there someone's got to take care of this problem fatigue take care of that okay
1:03:47
I meant the noise oh oh
1:04:13
hey [ __ ] you need to turn down this shitty music wow man i'm so sorry to
1:04:18
have bothered you i really believe that the way a person lives their life is extremely important and any way that I
1:04:25
came in between you and your way of life is completely uncalled for on my part what I don't speak and get your hands
1:04:32
off fatigue oh is this your lady Well you are a lucky individual for finding
1:04:38
such a perfect girl and I would love to corgi invite you in for a drink why don't you speak like a normal person and
1:04:45
stop being an egotistical jerk I'm sorry friend the way I speak is merely the way
1:04:51
my own person communicates and shouldn't reflect how I actually direct my feelings towards a person i merely want
1:04:57
to expand myself in a way that is
1:05:04
[Music] bitching [Music]
1:05:14
is that spines or a wing or what What is that I It's the rabbid raccoon thing
1:05:29
why is this awkward Maybe they shouldn't be so sensitive i don't think they make
1:05:36
executive toys that's what with only one Well two balls i mean a date last week
1:05:42
and this girl dress looked good on her so I threw water in her face and I
1:05:48
called her a [ __ ] god learn to take criticism i see and besides so what if
1:05:54
people's voice is different every video There has been like 20 episodes social
1:05:59
skills such as what is it What do they say Oh being able to read others body
1:06:05
language or start or maintain a conversation and god forbid we take
1:06:10
turns talking h Robert it seems you may have a condition known as Asperger
1:06:17
syndrome what That's a stupid name for a disorder it sounds like I got beef stuck in my ass no asperger syndrome is named
1:06:24
after the doctor who discovered it it's a condition where people have problems fitting into normal society tell me do
1:06:31
you have trouble listening showing affection or sometimes make strange or exaggerated expressions
1:06:37
Whoa it's almost like you're reading me like a book all right well is it like
1:06:42
the exact face that that one um It should help you get these symptoms pee
1:06:48
thing with Frieza uh I'm actually starting to feel like there's You'll have to pee sitting down like a girl
1:06:54
out of my way i have Asberger i am the true Super Saiyan Lesbian
1:07:02
i need to be chat toys R Us has gone out of business and come back oh he has feet now i don't like that um I am Ashers
1:07:09
move it guys it's Elon
1:07:15
Musk literally hey shut that loud brat off can't you
1:07:21
see I have asberers Let's see here take one pill this means you Robert yeah [ __ ] Robert honestly if
1:07:29
one can help then a bunch can cure excuse me sir i don't remember that but that does sound about right public area
1:07:36
oh yeah well I'll do whatever I want i have Asberger what are you doing I'm calling
1:07:43
the police you wouldn't call the police on someone who has asberers
1:07:50
hey you can't arrest me absolutely you have a condition you wouldn't taste someone who has
1:07:57
Well it turns out that the diagnosis may have been incorrect it seems you don't have Asperger syndrome after all you're
1:08:05
just a self-absorbed [ __ ] literally Elon I could have told you that now out
1:08:11
of my way i'm an [ __ ]
1:08:17
oh I always have trouble with the last word
1:08:24
every time that I like update my Patreon finally on like the end of video thingy
1:08:29
like they make a new even more abstract logo it's literally an ink blot already
1:08:34
i I don't know i don't know how they're going to make it more abstract next time oh this is another rap episode while the
1:08:43
lyrics greater than I didn't even necessarily like the old Patreon logo it was just like
1:08:52
it was like actually recognizable and now it's just it's just an ink blot
1:08:57
i hate his car by the way
1:09:02
oh it's fing goat nice 3D object there
1:09:08
cover your ears you're going to drop the swap bomb cuz you're going to lose your earring when I'm wrapping your mouth now it's time to be injected going to rap
1:09:14
you like a mummy [Music] till you get your belly don't pretend
1:09:20
you don't want it cuz you can't rub the will when I give it to you you're never going to make a piece very 2003 i think
1:09:26
this is probably 2014 by now i'm going to in the shower you in the
1:09:31
face your mouth looks burning you get me to Shane please you have to demonetized
1:09:38
it's really starting to hurt the more you resist the harder I get you've got
1:09:44
to rap quiet so I'll wait till you nap i'll find your gap getting a taste of my musical sap drips in your lap now you got it tripped and fall into my trap cuz
1:09:51
the best kind of rap is consensual rapping the word like a pastor in a church and like the tea you say you're
1:09:56
raping cavity search don't try to escape you're not going to get far throw you in and wrap you in the back of my car sir
1:10:03
sir please stop your rapping immediately but I need to rap if you continue
1:10:08
rapping I will be forced to take action i like the police dog i don't like that a like cop and a dog is one of my
1:10:16
favorite characters okay I give up i'll stop rapping jeez rapping got me in
1:10:21
trouble i just had a rap fail got myself arrested now I'm rapping in jail hey brother you like rapping Welcome into my
1:10:27
cell it's all that I got i hope you don't mind the smell sit right down and listen cuz this shouldn't take long you're going to be a victim in my new
1:10:41
thanks that wasn't in an episode oh my god there's a new um Homestar
1:10:47
Runner by the way i haven't seen it yet it's not consensual but I need to rap
1:10:52
none of your rapping is consensual hail Mary time just weird quote oh new animation
1:11:00
like thing oh the manspreading episode that sure was 2014 yeah it really
1:11:08
was this kind of reminds me what was that like that thing So many like go animate
1:11:14
um just a lot of people made dumb Sigma did that you know what I'm talking about
1:11:19
right Shoving your masculinity on everybody else well it really is the man spreading on me right now that's because
1:11:26
you are nothing more than a rape apologist what How dare you call me a rapopotamist Yeah go anime that's what
1:11:32
it is raptologist you chauvinist monster you [ __ ] literal garbage overly
1:11:39
sensitive [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i love you i You what I've never met a girl
1:11:46
like you you're bitter insecure and and blame everyone else for your It's kind of funny that this has more like
1:11:52
realistic like me it's just like random [ __ ] but it's still more realistic graffiti than like most video games
1:11:58
where it's like we're all going to die and like peace and like
1:12:05
Oh yay a new cuddle buddy
1:12:11
they're so round patreon
1:12:18
donors but like the donor kebab kind of donor oh hey we got like audible Well
1:12:25
not audible word sound effects speech bubbles there you go
1:12:33
that ass it's so perfect i thought he was going to do the sunglasses thing and like the lip bite
1:12:40
that the bad ass you know what I mean
1:12:45
Was that sound Hey scene dinner will be ready shortly
1:12:52
no that's what t-shirts is that's how
1:12:59
t-shirts work save from temptation we're getting very stylistically bold
1:13:05
now do you want avocado on your burger No
1:13:14
[Music] that threshold upsets me i don't like it
1:13:20
i should be safe out here in nature
1:13:29
after you finish up could you help me with the dishes Oh god damn
1:13:38
oh very stylistically bold they don't even have colors [ __ ]
1:13:43
colors colors are stupid smug ass look
1:14:02
this is why I probably won't be getting the new Everybody's Golf for Switch 2 or whatever i like the concept of of golf
1:14:09
games sometimes but like I'm not quite good enough to like actually like get $60 or $80 out of a golf
1:14:17
game i really like Kirby's dream course but the better way to so are birds not
1:14:24
people this is always like this is always like a fascinating
1:14:30
discussion and by fascinating I mean not that interesting
1:14:35
but like Bojack Horseman has a lot of that stuff he's he's so much more smug now
1:14:43
what the hell Or they or that's you know running bit but Oh
1:14:54
what is that effect of like the wiggle I never really liked it that
1:15:00
much very stylistically
1:15:09
bold bojack birds are people except once bey disabled for food i forget about
1:15:14
that episode yeah which is just like a onetime bit episode very very distinct from the
1:15:22
previous ones i like smug ass um Jean
1:15:30
yeah fainting goat didn't faint
1:15:40
dislike oh here we go
1:16:00
rock party oh we got
1:16:06
lighting evil computer who among us has not had evil
1:16:21
Bro we have to move we have evil computer we have to leave we have to find a new house we have to leave the
1:16:36
state we've had some pretty big like personality changes as well
1:16:45
they successfully escaped evil computer what is
1:16:50
happening This is like dying brain stuff dying brain type
1:17:01
beat it was all a dream
1:17:07
ants we're going to have to stream sim ants sometime we got to stream that whole like there
1:17:13
was a Maxis pack of like Sim Ant Sim City 2000 maybe um Sim Farm Sim Tower i
1:17:21
love Sim Tower but I hate managing the elevators which sucks because it's literally It literally started as an
1:17:26
elevator management game and at a high level it still is you got to chew your food
1:17:38
bro this is filth this is This is dying brain
1:17:46
content like there's brain rot and this this is like surreal brain rot i like
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theme park until I figured out how to mathematically beat it oh yeah um yeah a lot of early Sims have kind of that
1:17:58
problem the opposite problem kind of of um he's so smug now
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um Sim Tower with the thing sim Farm I had a [ __ ] of a time with i I really wanted to enjoy that game i I I could
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never be like I was never that good at it i was also like six but still i'm
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sure that had nothing to do with it actually when did that come out I'm so I have to like keep clicking
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in so I can like Okay sim what the [ __ ] was that called The
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like Maxis pack of like games okay it's not It's not Maxis pack uh Sim Farm when
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did Sim Farm come out It It wasn't the original 1993 pack
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it was like a repackaged
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thing i think it might have been the Windows 95 thing maxis Collector Series
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there we go 1986 see Yeah i was literally six oh hey it's on archive.org
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don't remind me to download that so much more liinal they really
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are they're also much less 2012 shall we
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these he's dead by the way it's like artistic
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it has that like there's got to be a better way of explaining like dying brain but like
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that like artistic kind of surreal stuff that like a lot of like Oh I lost it never mind i guess
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fine oh [ __ ] it's you i think there's no color so I I
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can't be sure if it's just a different cat but I I think I believe that's the intent see that's the problem with
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minimalism oh f he's in the [ __ ] back rooms don't go in
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there well he was never seen again so when when are these
1:20:25
Oh 2020 always come back i figured there must be like like a time cap or
1:20:32
something the back shot shut the [ __ ] up that might have I I thought for a brief
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second that was like 2014 and that was like pre-back rooms but I guess
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not got to be a shame i think it's the not safe for work
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warning thing again like it kills the auto play i bet we're going to refresh this and it's going to be like "Oh no."
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Oh yep yep yep this is so annoying yeah yes i I'm I'm
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an adult okay i'm like 12 oh yeah shark
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girls are so hot hey man
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have you seen baby crying compilations
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No what I'm sure it's a thing but like I'll pull it up on your phone uh okay
1:21:30
listen if your friends don't like you looking at [ __ ] hot shark girls with giant [ __ ] shark girls have two [ __ ]
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which is the nice part hey what's going on I think it's technically one [ __ ] but
1:21:42
like that sounds shoots out into two but still show it i said no back off come on
1:21:49
man it's funny i don't even know you my current wall wallpaper background on my
1:21:55
phone bridget in a bunny suit so it's not
1:22:00
super public safe but also like it's my phone and I don't usually have my phone out in public for anyone
1:22:07
massive titties or flats just there's no middle ground generally speaking I thought about making my VTuber like my
1:22:12
humanoid VTuber a shark girl apparently it's like semi overdone i don't know
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see [ __ ] yeah they are isn't there a band or
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something that's just called shark tits or something Are they like furry core Is
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that a thing Or is it just like Oh we're back to We're back to
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this you can't mix the colors and the
1:22:42
whites you can't quote that by the way chat I've never I Well like it's two or
1:22:48
three times in like over 10 years have I damaged clothing by putting like
1:22:53
strongly like it's brand new like heavily dyed clothes i blame Good i like
1:23:00
Twix oh [ __ ] the cropping god damn it i just I'm so sorry i just noticed the cropping so I tried to crop out there's
1:23:07
like a platform icon i tried to crop that out cuz I don't like how it looks um but I didn't realize that if you
1:23:13
speak more than one line it like unexpected by the way see you thought it
1:23:19
would be I love olives try eating
1:23:24
salad i haven't had Twix in ages so I had to buy some when I got like I just
1:23:30
bought a bunch of [ __ ] that like I haven't eaten in a while in grocery with my groceries also try stuff like that
1:23:36
you've never tried before i love smug ass Sheen i like how
1:23:41
they're like different characters too like they have some of the same aspects but like they're only like 30%
1:23:53
similar so is is that eye shadow or is is he just like
1:24:02
that Oh by the way chat I meant to like announce earlier Thursdays are going to be multiplayer gaming nights in the
1:24:08
Discord um I'm also going to try to set up an element server but like we're
1:24:13
gonna play games on Thursdays probably 6 PM because it's like night quote unquote in Discord or in most of America maybe
1:24:20
like 700 p.m so like I don't know i'm streaming fulltime now so I can
1:24:26
stream at any time but like I need to figure out what time works for people and that's very difficult because everyone has different
1:24:31
schedules like I love streaming but it has so many like weird complications phone call
1:24:41
fifth i've never had a Fifth Avenue i like Butter Fingers but like
1:24:47
it's one of those things you eat like once a month if that i haven't had a Butterfinger in a billion years
1:24:53
actually remember the Bart Simpson Butterfinger ads I was just about to like watch one of those but I bet that
1:25:00
gets content ID which is so [ __ ] up like it's a [ __ ] ad and I can't show it to you because they're going to claim
1:25:06
the ad we're getting particularly surreal now what the [ __ ] Someone's dead aren't they
1:25:14
This is a collect call from Travis County Correctional Facility oh they're
1:25:19
in jail close enough 69 is still here fatigue imagine breathing are you there
1:25:26
You're now breathing manually i was supposed
1:25:31
to fatigue pick up the phone oh wait that
1:25:36
one's fatigue sheen is the other one oh my god i'm sorry i've got the mixed up drugs drugs drugs really don't want to
1:25:43
take the bus pizza boy oh my god it's It's Cup face
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[Music] inbox full message deleted
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there's so many like Seinfeld episodes and by so many I mean like four um go
1:26:01
home um is this the ending Really Oh no there's two more after this i don't know
1:26:07
if they're actually after this time to get a bus ticket put on the coffee fatigue oh YouTube shorts yes sir except
1:26:16
not quite anything for you oh wait no short's going to be over a minute now going outside it's snowing new animation
1:26:22
again get back here you're going to get sick silence fatigue this is the cold
1:26:28
doesn't make you like get a cold that's not That's not how that works by the way frozen why are you doing You can't get
1:26:34
hypothermia and like die but like it's going to be the best the cold is a virus I have ever drank it's too cold no it's
1:26:42
not i'm fine just a little
1:26:48
longer okay yeah this sucks very cold bring me the coffee i'm not going out
1:26:54
there it's too cold will you just bring I'm still hearing Tyrannosaurus Allen or
1:26:59
Excuse me uh Mr volcano forget this obviously I have problems with names
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[Applause] i'll get them up
1:27:20
oh my god this should remind me um Star of Providence aka Monolith had an update or a DLC or something i need to play
1:27:26
that oh no is my poor man feeling a little under the weather You don't have to say
1:27:32
that every time you come in the room oh poor thing is there something I can do
1:27:38
to make you feel better No i got rid of some episodes depending on the content
1:27:43
that is appreciated like some of the YouTube poops i always appreciate when people make playlists and by the way go to zelda.zone
1:27:50
umtps i'll show you at the end of this i think this is the last one um you can make suggestions you can help out by
1:27:57
like double checking people's playlists and stuff and making sure they're funny um certain playlists we've had in the
1:28:02
past could take like take out okay just wait a tick
1:28:09
and if you had say like 2 hours worth of content and like some of it's like not super like remove stuff that's not like
1:28:16
top tier aim for like one hour I would say of like the best stuff generally
1:28:22
especially for like a first stream you were gone for like a week cuz if it's really good we can always make another I was only gone a second what else do you
1:28:30
want Two cracker who the [ __ ] eats two crackers Bring more and you can do it faster
1:28:37
what the [ __ ] game is this It looks kind of like
1:28:43
Flo you have to stop me so watch a bunch of robotic YouTube poops oh especially
1:28:49
because Oh my god so if if you missed it last stream well two streams ago um
1:28:55
YouTube kept shutting down the stream even though I stopped playing video entirely um it kept stopping the stream
1:29:00
and like that's really dangerous cuz like you can get an actual um like community guidelines strike or whatever for that um and we were just watching I
1:29:08
teach Vader YTPs and it's like it's okay to this [ __ ] garbage um
1:29:17
[ __ ] I wish there was like a separate YouTube for the AI crap like just get get that off my screen like genuinely
1:29:24
don't want to see it um about to put some more before the shorts oh well um but yeah so no give me
1:29:33
my give me my bar un on full screen please oh I'm not clicked in god damn it that's why um
1:29:43
zelda.zoneps by the way has anyone set up like an art boru I'm looking at this thing called Shimmy too it seems to be
1:29:49
one of like the easier ways like I couldn't find how to download like Danbaru or whatever's like is it
1:29:55
actually open source Where the [ __ ] is the code Um but like I wanted to have like a thing for all my fan art and stuff and the commissions I get for my
1:30:01
art um for like my my character and stuff you know me um but yes this is uh
1:30:08
where we put all of our stuff i I also kind of want to get this on my site instead of on Google stuff but what we
1:30:17
do here you know people make Oh yeah we We just watched this one actually so people make a playlist aim for about an
1:30:24
hour i would say two hours max um try to have like the best of like a certain
1:30:31
genre of content like we have you Oh maybe I made myself a little too big um
1:30:37
you know Inspir Jimmy Davis YouTube poops you know pick a theme and kind of like make a playlist because the thing
1:30:43
is I don't fake my reactions so I and I can't really watch stuff beforehand because that would kind of spoil
1:30:50
it so I kind of depend on viewers to put to submit stuff but also ideally people
1:30:55
kind of check and make sure they're funny if you've already made like good lists in the past I tend to trust you um
1:31:01
but like you know if it's a name I've never seen before ideally we have somebody check um I can usually check
1:31:07
for content ID and lately I'm probably just going to skip the content ID check and just stream to Twitch then check
1:31:15
before publishing on YouTube and like so I'll worry about that but I still need people to check for funny anyway join
1:31:20
the Discord blah blah blah um if you want to help out and like check stuff and like either submit
1:31:26
playlists or help check other people's playlists to make sure they're actually funny um let me know chat where's my
1:31:34
[ __ ] I rearranged my buttons and I now I don't know what to
1:31:39
press oh here we go that is the Discord button so I I have to rearrange stuff for Twitch and I'm like not used to how
1:31:46
Twitch works anyway streaming is difficult by the way there's there's no
1:31:53
Matrix server yet i just put that there to remind myself i think that does that URL even go anywhere No it doesn't oh
1:32:01
well go to my website by the way it's cool um wait that's not my latest
1:32:09
post is it No no I post some fan art oh what the [ __ ] Um I'll update my website
1:32:16
later anyway um this was fun thanks for watching join the Discord all of that
1:32:21
stuff see you later tomorrow is my birthday so we will be streaming i don't know but it'll be some It'll be whatever
1:32:28
I want because it's my birthday how about that Uh see you
1:32:33
then this This is not the last thing I posted oh hey this is my This is my um
1:32:42
88 by 31 button by the way if you have a website put me on your [ __ ] web ring go to this website go to this web zone
1:32:48
here oh this was fun it was a little bit 2012 for my taste but you know only some
1:32:53
of them um if you have like a web ring like add me on your thing because like I we have
1:33:00
a button and like a link so this is the end of the stream where I
1:33:05
just ramble but see everybody in the Discord I need to update my website apparently